today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Imagine ejaculating in space and your semen just shoots out and moves forward through the vacuum forever, on a long star trek through the cosmos.
Until it comes close to a planetary body and the force of gravity alters its course and then it plummets through the atmosphere of some alien world and lands on some dude’s head.
tumblr is singlehandedly forever fucking with my google search analytics
I haven’t learned the words or tune to “Let it Go” yet, partly because I’m not all that interested and partly for everyone else’ sake
If I knew that song I would be belting it out at all times